a b o u t u s

The Scout Walker Kama Sutra Project isn't about pornography, it isn't about exploitation and it isn't about sex. It uses pornography, exploitation and sex to achieve its goals, sure, but it isn't actually about pornography, exploitation or sex.
Our aims are twofold.
To introduce the media-capable populations of this galaxy to the concept that other lifeforms are not cliched 2-Dimensional potential invaders to be feared, but multi-layered cultures of individuals not so different from their own.
To unite the media-capable populations of this galaxy through some common ground - some common carnal knowledge.

Pornography, exploitation and sex are common in all our target audiences, and by far the most guaranteed way of quickly introducing material to a culture in a widespread fashion. Sex sells. Kinkyness is controversial. Kinky Sex sells and makes headlines that ensure everybody hears about it.
When cultures first meet, we want to give them something to talk about, something to break the ice, some sort of common ground. We want them to be able to say:
"You heard of the Scout Walker Kama Sutra?"
"Shit man, yeah, really gets your tentacles going, don't it?"
"Is that what those things are for? No wonder you guys ran when we first landed."
"Yeah, we'd really appreciate it if you stopped pruning those off - I don't care how much you people like your sushi."
"Okay. That should probably be another point in the treaty."
"No, no. You can nibble - just don't bite."
Some of the cultures we are infecting with this memetic bombshell already import and export to other media-capable cultures. We are publishing material through these channels not only to increase our coverage through resellers, but to ensure that when these networks attempt to spread further and broadcast to new worlds, these new worlds can say:
"hey yeah - we know about this stuff already. Where's the hardcore?"
and avoid being exploited or talked down to, demanding more sophisticated imports and more respectful cultural communication. And better porn.
In short, the Scout Walker Kama Sutra Project stands for honesty, integrity, unity and understanding. Not filth, exploitation, sex, money and pornography. So there.
The Scout Walker Kama Sutra Project is a non-profit organisation.
All additional proceeds go towards locating and rehabilitating AWOL scoutwalkers that have turned to prostitution and FUEL. We do not support nor condone:
'AIs for Armageddon'
the 'Scout Walker Mercenary League'
the 'B2B Killing Machines Guild'
the 'AT-ST Galactic Military'
the 'Robotic Air Force'
'Robot Wars' and 'Battlebots'
We do not encourage nor discourage rehabilitating scoutwalkers to rejoin their units.

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