Christopher  
    Chris comes from the D'Cotta System - home of the biggest and arguably the most influential spatiomedia companies: they export just about everywhere, laying down a style and standard for local corporations to aspire. See it as an intergalactic Hollywood - not everyone likes them and they don't produce the most intelligent of material, but that doesn't stop them having a profound effect and unshakeable presence.

    As the Scout Walker Kama Sutra is spatiomedia product we wanted to be able to create something with mass appeal, so both our Art Directors are from D'Cotta. Christopher hails from the northern hemisphere, the largely unfashionable area of D'Cotta that produces more original and challenging material than those in the Southern hemisphere, hopefully giving us - through Christopher - the art direction for mass-appeal without compromising our own artistic aims and aspirations to the lowest common denominator.

 
 
Christopher: Art Director and Consultant [D'Cotta Interests (Southern Hemisphere)]


  
    Christopher was responsible for arranging and posing the models - Rosie and Jim - for 'photo' shoots and other filming and recording, involving very close interaction and consultation with Director Rob Renner. This project was Chris' first professional job, allowing us to harness his unique skills and vision before they get dulled by the crushing bureaucracy and committee-led design sessions that will await him on his return to D'Cotta where he intends to pursue his career through the usual routes. Some people never listen.

    Christopher is quite affable by nature - he was indispensable on set not only for his excellent art direction but also for his unceasing charm and cheery demeanour. When all was failing to gel together, Chris would always be rolling around with a cheery word and waving claw. The only time Chris ever lost his rag was when tea boy Joseph Nathan got bored one afternoon on a particularly long shot and started pressing buttons on Christopher's chestplate to see what they'd do. Half a pint of spilt oil, three reboots and a noisy expulsion of waste gas later and Joe was electrocuted into unconsciousness for a good 7 hours. Stupid fucker.

    However Christopher is something of a party animal and, although it takes a lot to get Chris drunk, he quickly put the most away at any party or gathering (which were many and long, usually arranged by Chris himself). After the first chapter was wrapped on the Denetian Alphawave shoot Christopher sprung a premature 'wrap' party and got frighteningly hammered. Being quite the prankster - and shooting in an RAF base as we were - it was perhaps unwise for Christopher to go chasing after an RAF ground patrol of 5 men booming "CRUSH, KILL, DEStrOY" at them as loud as his amplification would allow. Although Christopher is mainly bullet proof and could come to little harm, we still nearly got evicted off-base as a result.