| The Wheelbarrow Race [also known as 'Doing a Titchmarsh']  |
| This energetic and hard-to-maintain position can indeed deteriorate into something resembling a wheelbarrow race if the horizontal Scout Walker can keep their legs clamped around their partners while they're pushing away behind them. Everything falls to giggles when you slip and your partner ends up pushing/chasing you around the room/battlefield - keep your turrets tucked under if this does occur! To prevent this from happening so you can chill and enjoy the experience, find a vertical surface to back against - you can then not only grip your partners legs but use your own to push back against them as your feet brace against the wall. Not only will this make the position easier but it will also make it more intense. While you're at it you have the bonus that your upright partner can also use their central turret to kiss and stroke the back of your head, while their top and side turrets (as well s your own side turrets) can be used to pick off intruding enemy forces and low-flying transports and fighters. If your CO catches you at it you can always claim you were creating a makeshift battering ram to charge through enemy lines with. Don't offline and play dead though - no-one ever ended up wedged together like this by accident. |