Scout Walker Kama Sutra
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The Scout Walker Kama Sutra is available in a wide number of formats to reflect the diversity of languages, cultures, media formats and turn-ons of sentients across the trading galaxy.

Unless your pornographic or media-type preferences lay elsewhere, we recommend you pick an edition earmarked for your nearest star system/most familiar culture to your own.

The Scout Walker Kama Sutra Project and it's local equivalents cannot be held responsible for any effects exposure to editions earmarked as outside your culture or star system may have on you or your equipment.
other editions
 
Culture Edition
    Residents of Plates or onboard craft of The Culture need only request it from the resident Mind via their lace. Although a specific edition exists for The Culture, all editions in all forms are generally on record somewhere within their populace of Minds.
 
Earth Edition - Scout Walker Kama Sutra / AT-ST Kama Sutra
    For Earthers the Scout Walker Kama Sutra is accessible free of charge via 'the' Internet by entering the www.scoutwalker.com uniform resource locator into the mainstream version 4 or above browser of your choice. It should be noted on Earth that this site has no connections to the Star Wars films of the twentieth century, and any resemblance between our models and the films machinery is entirely coincidental, as Scout Walkers have been operating in this default configuration for the last 200 years (earth years). Any legal action will therefore be taken by us.
 
Eastern Rim Editions
    Distributed on license by the Ursa Minor publishing company 'Megadodo Publications', the Scout Walker Kama Sutra is available from all good bookshops. If you have trouble obtaining a copy, please write to or visit the shop in the foyer of the Megadodo Publications' building (N.B. which has recently been moved to Ursa Minor Beta).
 
Kastaborus Constellation Edition - Cultural Index: Scout Walker Sexual Imagery Directory
    For Gallifreyans the Scout Walker Sexual Imagery Directory can be found in the publicly accessible area of 'the' Matrix, indexed under the Copulation of Barbarian Races database, although usage is logged. To avoid logging we recommend you check out the APC Net - the most comprehensive edition lies in the memory engrams of the late Castellan Spandrell, oddly.
 
Meson System Edition - Bonking Bionics 3000
    The inhabitants of the 7 planets in the Meson System can, for a fee, obtain the Scout Walker Kama Sutra from 'the' Network by turning to Channel 12's text page 595 and downloading it to their station. A full-motion version is televised in 52 weekly instalments called 'Bonking Bionics 3000' on Channel 12 at 11:30pm every Friday just after the omnibus x-rated revised-repeat edition of Jubilee Towers. Please check MSB listings for confirmation.
 
Palpatine Empire Edition - Drop Dead Gorgeous
    Printed as a 56-part work "Drop Dead Gorgeous" (first issue 99 credits, all further issues 350 credits). Each issue comes with a small model part, allowing you to build - week by week - two fully posable Scout Walkers, each with 19 points of articulation. Available from all annexed star-systems.
 
Reformed Planets Edition
    Distributed by Ostrel B heretics, the Reformed Planets edition is available from most import stations. All proceeds go towards the maintenance of planetary shielding.
 
Republic of Dellah (Limited Availability) - St Oscars Database Archive
    Banned throughout the Republic of Dellah, the Scout Walker Kama Sutra is still listed under "Top 100 Greatest Porn Publications of All Time" at number 72, and the work is accessible by special dispensation of the Republic of Dellah at all times for any student with at least one module in 'Mating Rituals' (which is to say most of them).
 
Worldsphere Edition
    Residents on the Worldsphere or onboard craft of The People need only request it from the resident Mind of their house or craft. Although a specific edition exists for The People, all editions in all forms are generally on record somewhere within their culture.
 
 
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