20:02 20-02-2002
On this palindromic date, we finally launched the Scout Walker Kama Sutra after over 3 years of very intermittent work (Novembers only in 1999, 2000, 2001 and Jan-Feb 2002). We were hoping to launch Valentines day, but this unusual date will do.

14-02-2002
We've only just got in a state where we're almost ready to release the Scout Walker Kama Sutra galaxy-wide, and have no budget left to do a media promotion since the Rigelans wasted it on strong hookers and cheap booze. Or maybe it was strong booze and cheap hookers. Either way, we had to fire our entire marketing department (no loss there) and halt our ad campaigns (no loss there either) to recoup the costs, and as a result no-one in the media has heard of us. If you want to see the little work they completed, check these out: Kiss Feet Lava Legs

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Traxis Culture Jammers - commendation for services to public sanity. Awarded for sacking our marketing department before they could subject the intergalactic networks to a typically crass set of media campaigns.

Traxis Culture Jammers - another commendation for public sanity. It was presumed we'd rung around and arranged for all of our marketing staff to never be able to find work again. We hadn't - they were just shit.

Traxis Culture Jammers - a third commendation for public sanity, this time for - allegedly - having our ex-marketing team hunted down and slaughtered with ritualistic overtones as a warning to others. Again, not us - but we're happy to accept any award that comes our way.

Traxis Culture Jammers - commendation for police-state resistance. This was awarded after we managed to wriggle our way out of thirteen consecutive life-sentences for the bloody murder of our once-upon-a-time marketing team: the only evidence against us being the numerous awards we'd received from the Traxis Culture Jammers in connection with the general downward spiral of our ex-marketers quality of life.

Traxis Culture Jammers - 'consumerist pigs' award, a bitterly given one-off award for the first bastards to bring down the Traxis Culture Jammers Organisation, awarded to us after evidence came to light proving it was the Traxis Culture Jammers themselves who were responsible for preventing our old marketing department from finding work and, later, for carrying out their gruesome horrifyingly inventive execution-style murders.