The Church of the Grey

Our most frequent general-public questions.
Ask some more, frequently, and - bien sûr - the list will grow.
What do I have to do to be in the Church of the Grey?
Is there anything the Church of the Grey will not tolerate?
Hang on. Do I have to believe in aliens and in what the First Book of the Grey says?
Are you a cult or sect or something?
Is this Church of the Grey thing serious? Didn't I read something like this in a novel once?

If you have any other questions, please email them to answers@churchofthegrey.com